Intelligent Test: Are you a genius?

October 31, 2006

Below are 33 Cryptics. The first one has been done. Can you figure out the balance 33? If you can figure out 19 or more, you are a genius.

Ranking:

19 or more —- Genius

12 to 18 ——-Intelligent

6 to 11 ——–Somewhat intelligent

1 to 5 ———Average

If you cannot figure out, do not worry. If you want the answer, write to me at info@cognition.com.my, i’ll forward you the answer.

Here we go……. 

No.—–Cryptic ——————–Answer

0)——24 H in a D ———–24 hours in a day

1)——26 L of the A———-____________________

2)——7 D of the W———–____________________

3)——7 W of the W———–____________________

4)——12 S of the Z———____________________

5)——66 B of the B———____________________

6)——52 C in a P (WJs)—–____________________

7)——13 S in the USF——-____________________

8)——18 H on a G C———____________________

9)——39 B of the O T——-____________________

10)——5 T on a F———–____________________

11)——90 D in a R A——–____________________

12)——3 B M (S H T R)——____________________

13)——32 is the T in D F at which W F–_________

14)——15 P in a R T ——-____________________

15)——3 W on a T———–____________________

16)——100 C in a R———____________________

17)——11 P in a F (S) T—-____________________

18)——12 M in a Y———-____________________

19)——13 is UFS————____________________

20)——8 T on a O———–____________________

21)——29 D in F in a L Y—____________________

22)——27 B in the N T——____________________

23)——365 D in a Y———____________________

24)——13 L in a B D——–____________________

25)——52 W in a Y———-____________________

26)——9 L of a C———–____________________

27)——60 M in a H———-____________________

28)——23 P of C in the H B—__________________

29)——64 S on a C B ——-____________________

30)——9 P in S A———–____________________

31)——6 B to an O in C—–____________________

32)——1000 Y in a M——–____________________

33)——15 M on a D M C——____________________

 

Dont stressed out. if you want the answer, send me an email to info@cognition.com.my

Seed of Darkness - The Movie

Attention to all Horror movie’s fans, Amber Chia’s fans,Sze zen’s fans,Malaysian movie supporters!!

I’m here to promote a 1st Malaysian Chinese Horror Feature film, that will be out in cinemas on 28th December.

Feel free to browse the link and see the trailer.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lk311QVcb8o , please feel free to add some comments and rate the film on the site.

1st Local Chinese film to be distributed by an international distributor.

COLUMBIA PICTURES

Produced and Directed by Award winning film makers, Dream Image.

(Astro Chinese Short Film 2004, Winner and Best Videography, Cyberjaya Digital Video Competition 2003, 2004 Gold Winner for Best Experimental Film, Best Music Video, Best Drama, nominees of the BUSAN UNIVERSITY FILM FESTIVAL 2005.)

Lead Actress:- Wong Sze Zen (Miss Malaysia World 2003/2004), Alvin Wong (Best Actor in Malaysian Video Awards 2005, Acted in Commercials, and sitcoms like 3 girls 1 bed), Amber Chia, Vick Teo (Malaysian Idol 2003 2nd Runners Up).

Refer to www.seedofdarkness.com for more information

A Beautiful Story

This is lovely………………….

After 21 years of marriage, my wife wanted me to take another
woman out to dinner and a movie. She said I love you but I
know this other woman loves you and would love to spend
some time with you.

The other woman that my wife wanted me to visit was my
MOTHER, who has been a widow for 19 years, but the
demands of my work and my three children had made it
possible to visit her only occasionally.

That night I called to invite her to go out for dinner and a movie.
"What’s wrong, are you well," she asked? My mother is the
type of woman who suspects that a late night call or a
surprise invitation is a sign of bad news.
"I thought that it would be pleasant to spend some time with you," I responded. "Just the two of us." She thought ! about it f or a moment, and then said, "I would like that very much."

That Friday after work, as I drove over to pick her up I was a bit nervous.
When I arrived at her house, I noticed that she, too, seemed to be nervous about our date. She waited in the door with her coat on. She had curled her hair and was wearing the dress that she had worn to celebrate her last
wedding anniversary. She smiled from a face that was as radiant as an angel’s.

"I told my friends that I was going to go out with my son, and they were impressed, "she said, as she got into the car. "They can’t wait to hear about our meeting".

We went to a restaurant that, although not elegant, was very nice and cozy. My mother took my arm as if she were the First Lady. After we sat down, I had to read the menu. Her eyes could only read large print. Half way hrough the entries , I lifted my eyes and saw Mom sitting there staring at me. A nostalgic smile was on her lips.
"It was I who used to have to read the menu when you were small," she said.
"Then it’s time that you relax and let me return the favor," I responded.
During the dinner, we had an agreeable conversation - nothing extraordinary, but catching up on recent events of each other’s life. We talked so much that we missed the movie.

As we arrived at her house later, she said, "I’ll go out with you again, but only if you let me invite you." I agreed.

"How was your dinner date?" asked my wife when I got home.
"Very nice. Much more so than I could have imagined," I answered.

A few days later, my mother died of a massive heart attack.
It happened so suddenly that I didn’t have a chance to do anything for her.

Some time later, I received an envelope with a copy of a restaurant receipt from the same place mother and I had dined.
An attached note said: "I paid this bill in advance. I wasn’t sure that I could be there; but nevertheless, I paid for two plates - one for you and the other for your wife. You will never know what that night meant for me. I
love you,son."

At that moment, I understood the importance of saying in
time: "I LOVE YOU!" and to give our loved ones the time
that they deserve. Nothing in life is more important than God and your family. Give them the time they deserve, because these things cannot be put off till "some other time."

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A day in October

October 28, 2006

Wake up today feeling blur with that slight headache attack. Do you know what it feels like when you didnt get enough sleep the night before, and the alcohol level was at it max? It’s really awful. I only managed to crawl back to bed before the break of dawn.

Yesterday was a relief. I feel very much rejuvanated.

Feeling a little adrift in the morning, i packed my notebook and headed to Starbucks, in hope to do have some work done and a total need for coffee.

The fact is, i hate being lonely, feeling miserable. I start messaging my friends, asking them to drop by. I sent 6 smses, 3 replied that they are at work. One said they are out of the country, and 2 of them are dropping by. Yay!

I spent rest of the afternoon and evening having two wonderful people entertaining me! Starbucks coffee, never have taste better.

Time just flies, when my watch struck 7.45pm, i had to rush for another gathering. They are a bunch of high school mate, really looking forward, as some i havent met in ages. It was really good, as some said i looked different, prettier and slender. woo hoo.

And 2 hours later, i had to rush home, get change and headed down to Laundry Bar. The night then begins, the rest was history, and the reason i end up like a zombie this morning.

p/s:i wish i could spelled out the details of what happened, but my headache is kiiling me. i shall blog more next round.

 

 

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I’m fat!

October 22, 2006

I am fat..I am fat..I am gonna be sooo fat.

I eat so much, I eat every meal, I eat like there’s no tomorrow. I’m gonna end up soo fat, even before turning 30!

Weight has never been an issue. I must think i’m lucky huh. But Asians mentality, never like to praises. Asian think that it’s a sin when someone praises you.

For example:

Mrs Choo: War…your daughter soo smart. every year also get number one in the class.

Mrs Wong: Aiyah..where got smart, she very stupid one. Just lucky only..

I mean…why cant, we Asians, appreaciate credits given to us?

So,the next time someone say i dont put on weight no matter how much i eat, i think i better say, "yalor, i very skinny one. eat soo much also dont get fat, aiyah…don’t know what to do also".

Splat!! I’m definately defined a BITCH then.

Why? Becoz, it’s another Asian mentaliy. If someone is full of him/herself, must be lan si la.

Colour Blind

Time: Friday night

Venue: In the car

Who?: Michael ( Ferrari fan, loves red, a lil’ colour blind)

Who else?: Me ( Not a Ferrari fan, hates the colour red, not colour blind)

So, the conversation goes….

Me: You know what? When placed an order for my car, they said i might be getting a RED car! So shitty wei…..

Michael: Haha..red is good mar…like Ferrari

Me: Shit la you..(show middle finger) you know how much i hated red (ferrari). I’d rather take Indian GREEN than RED. I want BLACK!! Thank god, they gave me a black car!

Michael: Do you know that your car is actually not BLACK? It’s a DARK BLUE

Me: What the??? Of coz it’s BLACK!! Hello! (show middle finger)

Then, it tickles my brain, and it got me thinking…this guy is talking shit. Why did i say that. Read on.

ME: Hmm….what do you know?? YOU ARE COLOUR BLIND!!!!!! You cannot even differentiate your blue and black pants!!!

The moral of the story: Never listen to someone who is colour blind to tell you the colour of your car. Coz they don’t make sense.

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