I’m fat!

October 22, 2006

I am fat..I am fat..I am gonna be sooo fat.

I eat so much, I eat every meal, I eat like there’s no tomorrow. I’m gonna end up soo fat, even before turning 30!

Weight has never been an issue. I must think i’m lucky huh. But Asians mentality, never like to praises. Asian think that it’s a sin when someone praises you.

For example:

Mrs Choo: War…your daughter soo smart. every year also get number one in the class.

Mrs Wong: Aiyah..where got smart, she very stupid one. Just lucky only..

I mean…why cant, we Asians, appreaciate credits given to us?

So,the next time someone say i dont put on weight no matter how much i eat, i think i better say, "yalor, i very skinny one. eat soo much also dont get fat, aiyah…don’t know what to do also".

Splat!! I’m definately defined a BITCH then.

Why? Becoz, it’s another Asian mentaliy. If someone is full of him/herself, must be lan si la.

Colour Blind

Time: Friday night

Venue: In the car

Who?: Michael ( Ferrari fan, loves red, a lil’ colour blind)

Who else?: Me ( Not a Ferrari fan, hates the colour red, not colour blind)

So, the conversation goes….

Me: You know what? When placed an order for my car, they said i might be getting a RED car! So shitty wei…..

Michael: Haha..red is good mar…like Ferrari

Me: Shit la you..(show middle finger) you know how much i hated red (ferrari). I’d rather take Indian GREEN than RED. I want BLACK!! Thank god, they gave me a black car!

Michael: Do you know that your car is actually not BLACK? It’s a DARK BLUE

Me: What the??? Of coz it’s BLACK!! Hello! (show middle finger)

Then, it tickles my brain, and it got me thinking…this guy is talking shit. Why did i say that. Read on.

ME: Hmm….what do you know?? YOU ARE COLOUR BLIND!!!!!! You cannot even differentiate your blue and black pants!!!

The moral of the story: Never listen to someone who is colour blind to tell you the colour of your car. Coz they don’t make sense.

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