Colour Blind
Time: Friday night
Venue: In the car
Who?: Michael ( Ferrari fan, loves red, a lil’ colour blind)
Who else?: Me ( Not a Ferrari fan, hates the colour red, not colour blind)
So, the conversation goes….
Me: You know what? When placed an order for my car, they said i might be getting a RED car! So shitty wei…..
Michael: Haha..red is good mar…like Ferrari
Me: Shit la you..(show middle finger) you know how much i hated red (ferrari). I’d rather take Indian GREEN than RED. I want BLACK!! Thank god, they gave me a black car!
Michael: Do you know that your car is actually not BLACK? It’s a DARK BLUE
Me: What the??? Of coz it’s BLACK!! Hello! (show middle finger)
Then, it tickles my brain, and it got me thinking…this guy is talking shit. Why did i say that. Read on.
ME: Hmm….what do you know?? YOU ARE COLOUR BLIND!!!!!! You cannot even differentiate your blue and black pants!!!
The moral of the story: Never listen to someone who is colour blind to tell you the colour of your car. Coz they don’t make sense.
