I love you not

November 8, 2006

LM and i are bestfriends. We are so alike- character wise, coz we are both beauty with brains..aheemm! and men find us intimidating (proven-by heaps of real life testimonials) I guessed, that is one of the reason why i kept attracting older men..sigh..younger ones are afraid.

Therefore, to see weather you and your bestfriends are meant to be bestfriends forever, you can see relate yourself t one of these situations.

Situation 1:

LM: Biatch!

Me: What you want Biatch?

Conclusion: We know the meaning of "biatch" to be able to feel comfortable using it and being called one.

Situation 2

We dont see each other often, but if we do…

LM: You free today?

Me: Yup, why? wanna meet up?

LM: Let’s go for manicure and pedicure

Me: Tak mau la, no money

LM: Useless. I come pick you up in 30mins.

Me: Ok lor. You pay for me issit?

LM: I pay for you, you pay for me.

Me: Bodoh. OK la.

We have not been communicating for some time, we need to adjust to our stupidity and bicthiness.

Situation 3:

LM: Do i look good in this pic?

Me: Nope, as ugly as usual.

Friends dont lie. We speak the truth.

Situation 4:

Me: You think i’m fat?

LM: You are more than fat, you are bitchy.

Me: Slut.

We are both know our strenghts.

So, you if cant say all that to your bestfriends, most likely you guys are not bestfriends, but pretending to be nice and then hate each other inside out coz you are sooo insecure about yourself and feeling jealous about her.

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