How to know if you are gay?
This is a true story. I absolutely did not make this up. To protect his identity, I shall call him Mickey instead of his real name. *I bet no one figures this out*
We were in the car. He was driving.
I was hungry. He tapau ramlee burger for me.
I talked. He listened.
I asked him a lot of questions; one of the conversation went like this…
Me: So, what would you do if you ever got rape?
Mickey: Rape by whom?
Me: By another man!
Mickey: *gets excited* No la, it wouldn’t happen, unless I’m in the jail
Me: Oooo…so, you’ll get f*** in the jail?
Mickey: Yea, cos when those men get horny, they have to find ways to release…and men are the only option.
Me: Oooo….so, you think you’d be the one who f*** or get f***?
Mickey: I’m the dominant one..I’ll of coz F*** people la…
Conclusion: Every man has the “gayness” in them…. Mickey, please don’t feel bad…you are just another normal guy. Be true to yourself!
