MiSsMyNx :: March

Bitches Reunited

March 13, 2007

Speedy dinner on a cranky Tuesday.

Minutes by MissMynx.

One came early.
One came late.
One came on time.
One forgot to come.
Who is who? Go figure.

One is single.
One pretended to be single.
One is so not single.
One wishes to be single.
Who is who? Go figure.

One eats and don’t get fat.
One eats and get fat immediately.
One eats and get fat over time.
One doesn’t eat.
Who is who? Go figure.

One thinks she is beautiful.
One thinks she is gorgeous.
One thinks she is sexy.
One thinks she is stunning.
Who is who? Go figure.

Yours Truly,
MissMynx

p/s:(Let’s get serious) You know who you are, and thank you for the advance birthday dinner. You guys are great! Love ya all.

An inconvenient truth

If you think you are fat. You probably are.
If you think you are ugly. You probably are.
If you think you are annoying. You probably are.

So, do us a favor. Stop asking people (your friends, enemies, father, mother, brothers, sisters, colleagues, ex-colleagues, the chicken rice stall owner, the char kuey teow lady, the laksa lady, the tol collector, the McDonald cashier, the cleaning lady, your boss, your subordinates, your mamak kakis, your drinking buddy, your f**king buddies..and the list goes on) if they find you fat? ugly? annoying? Coz, you probably are.

*it’s a cranky day*

Stay Away

I’m feeling cranky today.

Mind you, it’s not PMS.

Shopaholic

Email received: 6-3-07 Tuesday, approximately 1pm.

Sender: Catwhiskers.

Header: Irresistible & Positively Affordable Fashion Finds at the CATS WHISKERS SALE

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How could anyone not responded to such bargain? I, for sure did. I spent RM375 on a 2 hours shopping spree- in one shop!!

Before we get there (me and Cyn) i warned her to warn me not to spent..(well, i know that’s bullshit) i actually asked her to advice me on not to spend so much. When i stepped in, i couldnt help in anymore. I basically tried every single nice looking thang in the shop! I have minimised 100% of my spending and cut down my favorite collections and ended up-i only bought 9 items! I think i did well…

And Cynthia..being a ’supportive’ friend as she has always been…everything i wear is "NICE" "BEAUTIFUL" "WARR….AFTER DISCOUNT…THAT"S CHEAP", when i asked her if i should buy..she said "MUST" "DEFINITELY". How la like dat?

Sigh..going shopping with your girldfriend means you will spend more than you expected because she gets excited looking at you buying things for yourself.